PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! One time when that skater went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a comic book